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Giant Crops are objects obtained by harvesting Giant Farm Plants. They can be smashed with a Hammer to drop
- two pieces of produce of the corresponding type plus a 75% chance for another one (2.75 pieces of produce on average);
- two Plant Seeds of the corresponding type plus a 25% chance for another one (2.25 seeds on average).
They can be weighed with a Produce Scale. They are moved in a similar manner as other large objects, such as Suspicious Marble.
Giant Crops spoil 4 times slower than their corresponding regular sized crops. Once rotten, they can be hammered for three Rot, one corresponding plant seed, and two spawned Fruit Flies.
Giant Crops can be waxed with a Beeswax to stop spoilage of its structure. Rotten Giant Crops will stay as a rotten structure without the need for any waxing. Waxed Giant Crops can be hammered for one rot.
Contents
- 1 Crops
- 1.1 Giant Carrots
- 1.2 Giant Corn
- 1.3 Giant Potato
- 1.4 Giant Toma Root
- 1.5 Giant Asparagus
- 1.6 Giant Eggplant
- 1.7 Giant Pumpkin
- 1.8 Giant Watermelon
- 1.9 Giant Dragon Fruit
- 1.10 Giant Durian
- 1.11 Giant Garlic
- 1.12 Giant Onion
- 1.13 Giant Pepper
- 1.14 Giant Pomegranate
Crops[]
Giant Carrots[]
“That's one big bunch of carrots!”
“A big old carrot.”
“At least is big. Wolfgang can use for weights.”
“A clump of giant, gnarled roots for eating.”
“AS YOU CAN SEE, MY GARDENING TECHNIQUE PRODUCED SUPERIOR RESULTS”
“The result of proper research, planning and care.”
“That's giant rabbit food. Luckily we've got those 'round here.”
“A ludicrously oversized carrot.”
“If önly yöu were meat...”
“It's so big!”
“How many different ways could I prepare carrots of this size...”
“Good job!”
“A big bunch of carrots.”
“I suppose the mortals might enjoy something like that.”
“Is big buncha roots!”
–Wurt
“I was hoping it would sprout ears and whiskers too... oh well.”
“I wonder if eating all those carrots would improve my eyesight.”
Giant Corn[]
“What a big ear you have!”
“Let's get this thing on the fire!”
“Wolfgang's muscles will get even more mighty lifting giant corn!”
“I could pop enough corn for everyone.”
“ALL I HAD TO DO WAS THREATEN THE PLANTS A LITTLE”
“Quite an impressive harvest.”
“Shucks, that's a lot of corn!”
“That's far too much corn for any reasonable person.”
“Sadly, it is nöt meat.”
“Can we make giant popcorn?”
“Let's see, what shall I make with you? Corn gratin? Maque choux?”
“Biiiig belly stuff!”
“Who wants some corn on the cob? There's plenty to go around!”
“Lend me your ear, hyuyu!”
“Big crunchy!”
–Wurt
“Imagine all the popcorn we could make with that!”
“I never thought corn could be so colorful.”
Giant Potato[]
“That's a tater lot.”
“Let's roast this thing!”
“Is... is most beautiful thing Wolfgang has ever seen...”
“I'm not sure if I could even carry it on my own...”
“I AM PROUD OF THIS ONE”
“A rather impressive tuber!”
“It's as big as a boulder!”
“It has more starch than my best suit.”
“An embarrassment öf nön-meat.”
“Mr. Wolfgang will be so happy!”
“Ah, you can never go wrong with a potato!”
“Big!”
“Can't have too much potato.”
“Oh, the mortals will be thrilled!”
“Big 'tato!”
–Wurt
“That's going to need a lot of mashing.”
“What a ridiculously enormous potato.”
Giant Toma Root[]
“A tomato of incredible proportions.”
“Ugh, it's going to be even harder to cut now...”
“Is almost big enough to fill Wolfgang's mighty belly!”
“It looks like a giant heart. Shall I cut it open?”
“THE GARDEN HAS REACHED MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY”
“I always was quite good at growing tomatoes.”
“Maybe I'll squish it up and put it on some chips.”
“It's önly gööd för thröwing.”
“Big and juicy.”
“What a formidable tomato!”
“Big squishy ball”
“You could make a lot of spaghetti with that.”
“Hyuyu, I'll have to find something very big to throw it at!”
“Big squishy snack.”
–Wurt
“It's bigger than you Woby! Well, one version of you at least.”
“I don't know if I can lift a tomato that size!”
Giant Asparagus[]
“I guess we'll be eating asparagus for a while...”
“I have a feeling it'll be asparagus leftovers for a long time...”
“Big vegetables for growing even bigger and stronger!”
“Sigh. I suppose all these vegetables will keep my strength up...”
“SUPPOSEDLY RICH IN IRON, THOUGH I DETECT NO METAL WITHIN”
“It's quite the source of fiber!”
“It almost looks like a proper tree.”
“What am I supposed to do with all this asparagus?”
“This spear will never match up tö mine.”
“Oh... that's a lot of asparagus...”
“Tres bon! You will make a lovely dish!”
“Big pointy”
“I'll bet there's a ton of iron in that.”
“None for me, thank you.”
“Is tree? Or snack?”
–Wurt
“Oh... that's a lot of asparagus...”
“That might be altogether too much asparagus, even for me.”
Giant Eggplant[]
“I still don't see any resemblance to an egg.”
“What am I supposed to do with all this eggplant?!”
“Wolfgang is getting tired of being fooled by non-egg plant...”
“Unfortunately it's not poisonous, despite its sickly purple shade.”
“ENHANCED EGGPLANT”
“A particularly resplendent Solanum melongena.”
“It better not hatch into a giant purple bird.”
“An absurdly large eggplant.”
“I've nö use för vegetables, big ör small.”
“It's either extra eggy or extra planty.”
“Big tasty!”
“It sure makes a big impression. Ha!”
“How strange!”
“Mmmm mine!”
–Wurt
“Oh... great! I guess we're eating eggplant for the next week...”
“I'll be eating eggplant leftovers for weeks.”
Giant Pumpkin[]
“A rather pumped up pumpkin.”
“I could stick the biggest candle in there! It'll be great!”
“If only it could become a carriage and carry me far away from here.”
“GARDENING IS EASY”
“A wonderfully plump squash.”
“I'd be happier if it was a giant pumpkin pie.”
“How very spooky.”
“Quite förmidable, för a vegetable.”
“Let's carve a big scary face into it!”
“You would make for a lovely pie.”
“So big!”
“Hey there, gourd lookin'! Ha!”
“Quite the plump pumpkin.”
“Grew so big!”
–Wurt
“It's the great pumpkin!”
Giant Watermelon[]
“A big, juicy watermelon.”
“Ugh, way too much water!”
“Is extra big to hold more melon inside.”
“One could drown in so much watermelon...”
“I AM THE SUPERIOR GARDENER”
“The result of proper research, planning and care.”
“Now that's a big one!”
“Entirely too much watermelon.”
“Was this gröwn by a jötunn?”
“We want giant watermelon slices!”
“I'm sure I can find a use for all this watermelon.”
“Big watery fruit”
“There's enough here to feed a whole work crew!”
“If only it had a soul!”
“Mmmm big tasty.”
–Wurt
“We'll have watermelon slices for days!”
“It's so pleasantly round!”
Giant Dragon Fruit[]
“I half expect it to sprout wings.”
“I wish it was a fire-breathing Dragonfruit.”
“Do not worry small weak friends, Wolfgang can carry giant fruit!”
“It nearly became a dragon.”
“IT HAS BEEN SCALED UP”
“The result of proper research, planning and care.”
“Guess I'm better at gardening than I thought, eh?”
“Utterly enormous.”
“Alas, yöu are fruit, nöt meat.”
“Extra big and extra tasty.”
“Delicious fresh fruit! What shall I make with you?”
“Pretty! Big!”
“We'll be eating this stuff for days!”
“A giant fruit, and a dragon's to boot!”
“All mine, florp!”
–Wurt
“Unfortunately, not a real dragon.”
“I'll admit, it's an impressive sight.”
Giant Durian[]
“I'm sure it'll make an even bigger stink.”
“Of course THIS is the one that grows well...”
“Is big and spiky fruit.”
“Why did this one have to grow so large?”
“INCREASED IN SIZE AND SMELL”
“Oh, our diminutive green friend will be thrilled!”
“No thank you very much.”
“Far more than I'd like to have, quite honestly.”
“It gives öff a pöwerful stink.”
“Eww... it has a bigger stink too.”
“Oh, that's... quite a lot of durian.”
“Big smell”
“It sure is making a big stink.”
“It gives off such a stink, it's hard to think!”
“YAY!!”
–Wurt
“Why did this one have to grow so big?”
“Out of all the things I planted, this is the one that decides to grow well.”
Giant Garlic[]
“A gargantuan garlic!”
“I bet my breath would smell great if I ate the whole thing.”
“Is never enough garlic!”
“Oh. It's nicely braided.”
“INSTILLING FEAR IN YOUR GARDEN PRODUCES SUPERIOR RESULTS”
“How fascinating, it seems to have grown into a braided configuration all on its own!”
“Nothing like lots and lots of fresh garlic, eh?”
“An unreasonably enormous clump of garlic.”
“Its enlarged förm öffends my eyes.”
“What do we do with all this garlic?”
“So much garlic! My chef's heart weeps with joy!”
“Mmmm!”
“I'm not scared of a bit of garlic breath.”
“Hissssss!”
“Is big and crunchy and all for me!”
–Wurt
“Well, we'll be safe from giant vampires now.”
“It's still hard to believe garlic could grow so big.”
Giant Onion[]
“They grow up so fast! It's... it's bringing a tear to my eye.”
“I've got to figure out what I'm gonna do with all this onion...”
“Onion is good for you! Big ones even better!”
“You won't draw any tears from me.”
“LAYERS UPON LAYERS”
“A rather large Allium cepa specimen.”
“What do you think Luce, wanna help me chop that? I was only kidding!”
“An unnecessarily large onion.”
“Yöu will draw nö tears fröm my eyes ön this day!”
“It's making all of our eyes tear up!”
“You can never have enough onion.”
“Crunchy”
“Who's gonna draw the short straw and have to cut that thing?”
“An ourageously large onion!”
“Maybe will take little bite while nobody looking...”
–Wurt
“I don't want to be the one who has to chop it.”
“It's glorious!”
Giant Pepper[]
“A pepper of rather unusual size.”
“That's a lot of hot stuff!”
“Is filled with powerful spice.”
“That is a very significant amount of pepper.”
“MORE VEGETABLE FLESH TO CONSUME”
“The result of proper research, planning and care.”
“That looks like a big case of heartburn just waiting to happen.”
“It looks horribly spicy.”
“Yöu are the champiön öf the peppers, then?”
“That looks pretty spicy.”
“What an impressive pepper!”
“Hot hot belly stuff”
“I'd bet that pepper packs a punch!”
“That will put some pep in someone's step, hyuyuyu!”
“That gonna be real hot, florp.”
–Wurt
“Fire! Oh wait, it's just a hot pepper.”
“Ooooh, I get the feeling this one is going to be extra hot.”
Giant Pomegranate[]
“That might be the biggest pomegranate I've ever seen.”
“I bet it looks super gross inside!”
“Is big and good for lifting!”
“I wonder how long a single seed would keep one trapped in the underworld...”
“MAXIMUM PLANT OUTPUT”
“A rather large Punica granatum specimen.”
“It weighs a ton!”
“I'd imagine it would take quite a while to eat.”
“Its great size impresses me naught.”
“We can't even wrap all our arms around it!”
“I could make a fine dessert with you!”
“Big seedy fruit”
“That's one pumped up pomegranate.”
“How in the underworld did you grow so big?”
“Big juicy snack!”
–Wurt
“Do pomegranates usually get that big?”
“I hope the seeds inside grew bigger too.”
