The G3 Cartel, or simply the G3, is an infamous, intergalactic drug cartel led by Garmantuous who invaded Earth to kidnap humans, get high off them, and sell them as drugs. They are the main antagonists of High On Life.
Contents
- 1 Overview
- 1.1 Branches
- 1.2 Leaders
- 1.3 Grunts
- 2 Story
- 3 Locations
- 3.1 Zephyr Paradise
- 3.2 Port Terrene
- 3.3 Earth
- 4 Gallery
- 5 Trivia
- 6 References
- 7 Navigation
Overview[]
The g3 cartel is a massive well organized and extremely well armed drug cartel that have committed atrocities all over the galaxy. They are inter-species now as the mercinods acting as their private army armed with the zombified Gatlians and covered in a special Goop armor. There main comedians are Furgle and Humans with they sell through a series of front stores called High on life’s. Which sell both their products and a special machine designed to emulate the natural abilities of Garmantuous people to smoke living beings, as well as a deluxe drug lounge to cater to the rich and well connected. They have committed countless atrocities a crossed the galaxy enslaving entire species and leaving entire planets uninhabitable. They had a brief lived alliance with the Torg Family.
Branches[]
The organization is divided into 5 main branches each run by a G3 officer with Garmantuous ruling over them all.
The 1st branch and the main money source of the G3 is Furgle - mining operation. Run by Krubis it’s based on Zephyr Paradise the native home planet of the Furgle. They run many critical g3 operations thraw this division from the mining of the furgle s them selfs the enslaving of the mopets a sentient teddy bare like race to use as laborers and administrators for the cartel processing furgle goo into goop armor for there men to even try to domesticate the local mites to Add to there army. The mining has deforested and contaminated mutch of the planet at it height had 30 mines dotting the entire plant and where in negotiations with Ranchy to open a new Dularmoland resort on some of the land cleared by there mining. How ever despite its seeming importance to the g3 this branch was actually not long for this world. With the discovery of humans Garmantuous believe the furgle would soon be rendered worthless and plans to instead redirect their harvesting operations to earth and fold Krubis territory and operations into the Skrendel Brothers research division.
the second branch was recruitment and training run by Douglas out of out of Dreg Town. It’s easily the sloppiest and lest well run branch of the g3. There training of new G3 mercenaries basically amounting to little more them putting them through a battery of brutal initiations that eventually culminates in a free-for-all death match. Witch was dumb because it serverly limited there numbers when they where already stretch thine holding earth and where expecting a massive upsurge in business ones humans took off. It also didn’t help Douglas spend a great dill of time and money on whiled party’s and generally making a fool of him self. Garmantuous was not amused. Freakwently tortured the locals for no reason.
the third branch is the Skrendel Brothers research/ breeding operation. Cents most of the g3s products are living usually sentient beings the resurch lad is really more like a breeding farm. They’re “studying” there captured humans making them watch and endless stream of alien p*rn impregnated them with alien offspring cloning them and trying to fuse captured humans which aliens to make new strains to sell. They where also responsible for the creation of Creature wiping him off his former memories and modifying him to shoot alien offspring it’s made very clear that is not a natural garlands abilitythey did the same to a human prisoner thaw his didn’t seem to share the microscopic life span. With humans treating to render furgls obsolete they were set to take over Krubis territory. They where also responsible for fusing the zombie Gatlians to the arms of the g3 soldiers.
The 4th arguably most important branch was rnd resurch and development run by Dr. Giblets Responsable for developing warp base technology including Warp Bases. And just has importantly the high on life machine a mechanical device designed to artificially mimic the natural processes Garmantuous people possess to smoke living beings as drugs. This was the cornerstone of the g3 operation because with out it the mojority of there customers couldn’t use there products. They also experimented with cybernetic to inhance there minion’s but the cartel was destroyed before they could get of the ground. Lezduit being there only now succee. Likely also made the controls chips used on Kenny Gus and Sweezy. collaborated with Dr. Gurgula to create the zombie virus that wiped out the gatlians.
the 5th and final breath Customer Liaisons run by Nipulon the seconded in command of the entire g3 out fit. Basically the hr and pr deviation of cartel. He manages there members pay roll deployments runs the high on life frunt stores and manages their delux five star drug lounge. As well as advertising distribution and all the main behind the scenes work
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Leaders[]
| Image | Name | Position | Location | Bounty Reward | Bounty Mission | Bounty Intel. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Garmantuous | Head of the G3 Cartel | Earth | 4,000 Pesos | Bounty: Garmantuous | The notorious ganglord that sits at the very top of the G3 throne. Responsible for the planet-wide genocide and enslavement of countless species. The bounty may be high, but no hunter with a head on their shoulders thinks its worth it. |
| Nipulon | G3 Chief of Customer Liaisons | Port Terrene | 2,500 Pesos | Bounty: Nipulon | He's Garmantuous' seceond-in command, and one of the most feared members of the G3. He heads up a decadent illegal drug lounge on Port Terrene where high-criminal clientele can come and get off any alien they please. |
| Dr. Giblets | G3 Head of R&D | Unknown (formerly), Zephyr Paradise | 2,000 Pesos | Bounty: Dr. Giblets | Responsible for developing warp base technology, he's possibly the brightest mind amongst the G3's ranks. However, he's a bit of a hermit so he generally remains off the grid, rarely leaving his warp base laboratory. |
| Skrendel Brothers | G3 Laboratory Overseers | Skrendel Labs, Zephyr Paradise | 2,000 Pesos | Bounty: Skrendel Bros | Three unsavory brothers who run the Skrendel Labs, a G3 facility on Zephyr Paradise that researches new product innovations (i.e. the cloning and breeding of sentient drugs.) |
| Douglas | G3 Chief of Training and Torture | Dreg Town, Port Terrene | 1,500 Pesos | Bounty: Douglas | Trains new recruits at the G3 facilities in Dreg Town. Also tortures them. He's an unpredictable party animal with a big drug abuse problem and he's on thin ice with the G3. |
| Krubis | G3 Chief of Furgle-Mining Operations | Zephyr Paradise | 1,500 Pesos | Bounty: Krubis | Oversees the mining and shipping of furgles (sentient drug) on Zephyr Paradise. Seems to have a chip on his shoulder about being stuck with such a low ranking on the G3 hierarchy. |
Grunts[]
| Image | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Drones | ||
| Cyclops | ||
| Merkaloids(Merks) | ||
| Melee Merks | ||
| Snipers | ||
| Terminators | ||
| Grentins | ||
| Jasons | ||
| Hunks |
Story[]
Nothing is known about the origins of the G3 cartel. what is known is that at some point the G3 came into contact with the Gatlian, Kenny who accidentally lead the G3 Cartel to Gatlus, the home planet of the Gatlians. They attempted to enslave the Gatlians in an attempt to use there endless fire power for themselves, but the Gatians managed to fight them off. In response, the G3 created a virus that zombified most of the Gatlians. After harvesting them as weapons to arm there forces they invaded Earth to kidnap humans, get high off them, and sell them as drugs.
Locations[]
Zephyr Paradise[]
Zephyr Paradise is an jungle planet the G3 use for there countless operations. they have a mining operation here where they mine creatures called 'Furgels' to ship and sell them as sentient drugs similar to what they do to the humans. They have also controlled and enslaved the local alien population of 'Moplets' to do their bidding. It is suggested that parts of the planet have been deforested by the G3 as well. the mining operations are being overseen by Krubis, a lower ranking G3 officer.
The G3 also conducts experimentations on Zephyr.
Port Terrene[]
Port Terrene is an asteroid with a desert biome the G3 use for multiple operations. there is a settlement named 'Old Town' and 'Dreg Town' where they have facilities. Old Town seems to be merely subjugated by the G3 but dreg town is fully run by them. The G3 train there new recruits at dreg town and torture enemies of the G3 but the line between training and torture is very thin these tasks are being overseen by Douglas a G3 officer who personally overlooks the torcher of anyone he desires.
Earth[]
The newly discovered Earth is where the G3 have started there newest operation, the harvest and selling of humans as drugs. This operation is overseen by Garmantuous himself. It seems that the G3 had no problem conquering the planet, as they have already started shipping humans off of the Earth and and started building structures on the planets surface with no visible retaliation from the military.
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- It is unknown on what "G3" stands for?
