CAN YOU DRINK IT? (2024)

I get asked that question a lot! Legend, as well as lots of documented stories have it that quite a few Kentucky Moonshiners went blind from drinking moonshine. This high-proof ethanol is a long way from Kentucky moonshine.

First of all, those were very crude stills, which only condensed the vapors by running the exiting steam through a coil of copper tubing placed inside a bathtub. There was no "stripping" section, which refers to the bottom section of my still, where the hot steam first has to bubble up through some cold water. This immediately strips out a high volume of water, but in addition, it also traps the fusel oils and methanol, and other trace poisonous by-products.

If you look at the alcohol produced by this still, it should be absolutely as clear as water, and if you look at the top surface, you will not see any oils floating at the top. That is what is poisonous, and it has all been removed by virtue of the fact that this is a triple distillation process.

If you recall cartoons where they showed a moonshiner drinking out of a pottery jug with four X's (XXXX ) on it, that refers to the number of times the stuff has been run back through the same still, to remove more water (increase the proof).

In case you never were told the definition of proof, 200 proof is 100% alcohol, 180 proof is 90% alcohol, etc. About the most a person can comfortably drink is 100 to 120 proof. Most whiskies are about 100 proof, and would make pretty poor fuel. Brandy might be 120 proof, or 60% alcohol, and could be used, but it would have to be a pretty warm day, or the engine already pretty hot from running previously on gasoline for it to work.

When you have a lower proof, you have to preheat the fuel to get it to ignite. You can drop a lit match into 160 proof and it will go out. When a waiter serves something with flaming brandy, they have to hold the match for a moment at the edge of the liquid, which preheats it slightly, before it will light.

Moonshiners often didn't have soft copper tubing which could be made into a coil, so they would solder short pieces together into a zig-zag assembly using lead for solder. The hot alcohol, being a rather effective solvent, would always pick up quite a lot of lead in the process, and these guys would usually die quite young of kidney failure.

I never drank my own product: I do not like, nor have I ever liked hard liquor of any kind, as it will burn it. But 160 proof it much too concentrated for anybody's tongue. The highest proof drinking alcohol I have seen on the market is 120 proof Jamaican Rum.

So, when you are making 170 or 180 proof, if someone wants to drink it, they will first have to mix it about 50/50 with water, or orange juice, or whatever, and it will still be too strong a drink.

In the USA, it is illegal to sell this stuff without first adding something that first ruins the taste and smell, and completely poisons it so it cannot be used for human consumption. This is then called denatured alcohol. It started out as grain alcohol, which is what ethanol is technically called, but ends up smelling like rubbing alcohol from the drug store because they added benzene or something equally poisonous.

When I went to Ukraine, they were very interested in buying one of my stills as they just really wanted it for making vodka. I wouldn't make one for them, as I am fairly anti-alcohol, as I have seen how it destroys minds, families, cars, and uninvolved bystanders.

However, some of the stuff I made, especially when I used grape pulp from the winery, which yielded the smell of brandy, or the beer I used from the brewery in Boulder, which made a whisky smell, has indeed looked and smelled pretty pure.
Because the alcohol is so strong,it is inadvisable to even taste it, as it immediately dehydrates whatever skin cells it touches, especially the tongue and cheeks. Alcohol this strong is hygroscopic, which means it draws moisture out of anything it contacts, even the air. So high-proof fuel must be kept sealed, or it will get diluted from the humidity in the air.

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CAN YOU DRINK IT? (2024)

FAQs

How do you answer the question do you drink? ›

Step 1: Be honest (but not too honest)

If this is the case, you won't do yourself any favors by lying and saying that you don't drink at all. It's fine to say that you enjoy a social drink, but don't recount any drunken stories about a night out that got out of hand.

How to answer why you don't drink? ›

Alcohol doesn't agree with me, so I've decided to abstain.” “I'm taking care of my health, and not drinking alcohol is part of my wellness routine.” “I've had some negative experiences with alcohol in the past, so I've chosen to stay sober.”

How to respond when someone says they don't drink? ›

Five Things To Say When Someone Isn't Drinking
  1. “That is exciting! Do you want to talk about it?” ...
  2. “Why don't we go to [insert delicious dessert place] instead of a bar?” ...
  3. “How are you feeling about it? ...
  4. “How can I support you and make it easier?” ...
  5. “I'm proud of you. ...
  6. Open mindedness is key.
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How to reply drink more water? ›

If someone says "Drink water," a polite response could be: "Thank you, I will make sure to drink more water. It's important for good health." Another option could be: "I know, I try to drink enough water throughout the day. Thanks for reminding me."

What to ask when drunk? ›

Lighthearted drinking game questions
  • What's your guilty pleasure movie, TV show, or book?
  • What's the most adventurous thing you've ever done?
  • What was the last thing you Googled?
  • Who is the last person you stalked on Instagram?
  • What's something you like about yourself?
Sep 1, 2022

How do you say I'm drunk without saying it? ›

  1. buzzed.
  2. cooked.
  3. drunk.
  4. inebriated.
  5. intoxicated.
  6. sloshed.
  7. smashed.
  8. wasted.

Is it rude to say no to a drink? ›

It can feel rude or unfriendly to say no when someone offers a drink, but you can say no to a drink. People should respect your choice.

How do you say you don't drink? ›

My response:
  1. No, thank you, I'm not drinking tonight.
  2. I'm just not drinking right now.
  3. No, thanks, I don't want to.
  4. No thanks, I'm on a health kick right now.
  5. Thanks, but I took a break from alcohol and really liked the difference.
  6. I decided to make some changes in my life and alcohol was one of them.
Jan 14, 2022

Did you drink or have you drunk? ›

The past participle of drink is drunk. So we always say have drunk, never “have drank.” When used as a verb, I drink, yesterday I drank, I've never drunk, these can be used for any beverage: water, soda, coffee, juice, beer, vodka, and so on.

Have you drunk or have you drink? ›

Drank and drunk are forms of the irregular verb drink. Drank is the past tense form, as in I drank two glasses of water last night. Drunk is the past participle, as in She had drunk three cups of coffee before 9 a.m. The word drunk is also commonly used as an adjective meaning “intoxicated by alcohol.”

How do you answer how much have you had to drink? ›

You should not admit that you have consumed even the smallest amount of alcohol. It is advised that you retort politely with something to the effect of “I have been advised by a law firm not to answer questions” or “I have been advised not to answer that question until I speak with an attorney”.

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